Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Dance Food Dance!

With its high unfinished ceilings, earthy paint job, and minimalist modern furniture, Food Dance is as hipster it comes. The menu is stocked with locally grown fruits and vegetables, and most of the meat and cheese comes from Michigan as well. This restaurant is as contemporary as anything out on the market, and if half of the accolades are true, this is not a meal that can be missed.
Housed in a large red brick building, Food Dance is located towards the more industrial end of downtown Kalamazoo: don't worry though, there is plenty of parking within the immediate area. The inside is well lit, and boasts a small waiting area, a sleek and well stocked bar, and a small store where eaters and non eaters alike can shop for cheese, wine, olive oil, sweetmeats, and Kalamazoo paraphernalia. Shopping on an empty stomach is not advisable: it is much more intelligent, and hence much safer to survey a large block of artisan cheese after a well proportioned meal. Their usage of space is excellent: plenty of seating, but enough space to have some degree of separation between tables. Maneuvering around the tables and and chairs is simple, and there is never too much traffic.

Food Dance is not a quiet place. The bright paint and the well lit interior facilitate energetic and animated conversation for the duration of the meal, but quite frankly, the noise from the store necessitates raised voices well before sitting down. The atmosphere has a classy sort of vibe to it: immaculately clean and professional, yet far from the stuffy, quiet, overly formal settings of traditional upscale restaurants.

Thankfully, for all their emphasis on local ingredients, organic THIS and free range THAT, Food Dance makes one hell of a Fruited Chicken Salad($13.95). The dish is huge, with mountains of crunchy, watery spinach that support well sliced chicken strips that have a tiny hint of lemon in them that works well with a topping of red wine vinaigrette. The various fruits-oranges, apples, strawberries, etc- were both vibrantly colored and incredibly juicy; the dish looked more like a paint palette than an entree salad, making the presentation accurate as well as artful. Score one for the local farmers, this salad is everything people love about organic food.

As great as the fruited chicken salad is, the Ultimate Macaroni ($16) falls short of Food Dance's stellar reputation. Every spoonful was saturated with grease, and did not sit well in the stomach. A well placed red-raspberry lemonade beverage makes the dish a little more palatable, if not enjoyable. This is truly a pity because the dinner sells itself well enough on paper: pasta with caramelized onions, bacon, fresh spinach in a rich aged cheddar sauce, topped with toasted bread crumbs. Served with a salad. To be fair, each individual ingredient was fairly tasty. The bacon was perfectly sweetened by the onions, and it had a nice, solid texture that went well with the soft macaroni. Although the sharp cheddar provided all the necessary flavor for the dish, it was too oily and left a sticky feeling in the mouth. The most telling failure of this dish is that when left in a refrigerator, the grease from the dish solidified into pure fat. Imagine a soup cup full of noodles suspended in grease. When reheated, the top half of the container looked like cancerous chicken noodle soup, and managed to clog the drain of a certain dormitory when poured down the sink. Don't try and reheat this dish, please.

Thankfully, a well cooked Alaskan Salmon ($17), textured with spinach and accented with a citrus based dressing can do wonders for clearing the Macaroni out of the mouth. The Fruited Salad left more of an impression, but the Alaskan Salmon is a fine choice for fish lovers or those looking for a less than heavy dining experience.

Having surveyed the stores, eaten the amazing food, and (perhaps) finished a bottle of wine, the only thing left to do is pay the bill. Verdict?
1 Alaskan Salmon $17
1 Ultimate Macaroni $16
1 Fruited Chicken Salad $14
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Dinner                        $47
Tip                             $15 (cheapskates, please take note)
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Total                          $62

While the prices aren't unfathomably steep, a casual eating habit at Food Dance could prove fatal for the average bank account. Two people can eat very well and keep the damage to around $60 bucks, but a breakdown of cocktails, desserts, and appetizers can complicate the situation.

With so many good things going for it, and such a solid reputation (often referred to as one of Kalamazoo's finest restaurants) Food Dance should be held to the highest of standards. The building, the service, and the meals are all indicative of Food Dance's potential for being a truly special place to eat, but it falls short of being excellent simply by having such a bad dish featured so prominently on the menu ( listed under Great Plates on their menu). While this stance may seem harsh, this restaurant deserves to be taken so seriously by merit of its amazing food. This, coupled with a commitment to local economy in a market swamped with faceless corporations propels Food Dance to standard of which it just falls short.   B+

11 comments:

  1. Your food descriptions were wonderful, I felt like you described flavor well but I also liked the insertion of presentation about the salad. I would have liked to hear about the presentation of other dishes. It seems it didn't live up to your expectations simply because the macaroni was poor, despite every other dish sounding pretty damn good.

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  2. I felt that you kept many of the food descriptions at an appropriate length--the comments on the Mac and Cheese were great. While you say it is under fifty dollars for a meal, I suppose I would have liked to know the average price of a dish.

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  3. Your description of the Chicken Salad made my mouth water, it sounds so good! Your descriptions of the food were very detailed, especially with the Mac and Cheese. It's easy to dislike a dish, but it's very hard to do it objectively and you hit the mark perfectly. Along with Zach, I think having some price ranges for certain dishes would help a little bit. Nice job!

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  4. Andres,

    Your writting style is so particular haha! I could feel you humor though some words and descriptions. I love the way you talk about the food! You did an excellent job describing it! I think also you are really objective with your opinions.

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  5. Andres,
    You did a very nice job with the descriptions! :)
    How much is an average dish ?
    Also, I'm thinking the opening hours could be helpful.

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  6. I really appreciated your honest descriptions of the food, and the way your voice came through in the piece. I do feel that you could have mentioned a little more of what was on the menu and I would have liked to see some prices. Great job!

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  7. Your lead was great! It caught my attention instantly, and you did well keeping my focus throughout the piece. There were a lot of great details in this piece and I feel like I have a solid impression of what the place is like. I might suggest, though, that you say more about the service--you mention it was good at the very end, but it feels more like a side-note.

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  8. Hey Andres, all of the above suggestions are really good. There was so much great stuff but I finished the review what feet like too soon... I think there is ore to be said about a place like Food Dance. What was the decor like? What kind of tone did it set? What other meals do they serve? When do you recommend that someone eats there? (like time of day). I was really impressed with your ability to succinctly say in one sentence overall how you felt about the food after we walked about it in class, that overall it was good except for the macaroni. That was a good example of really identifying where you fall on the pan-rave scale. It was really fun to read :)
    Charlotte

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  9. Andres, i think you had a really strong voice in this review and i like your casual writing style, i think it is both entreating and informative. However, the switch in the tenses made me uncomfortable when i was reading it. In some places it worked really well, but other times it kind of messed with the flow of the piece.

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  10. You have a very live and entertaining voice that I really appreciated throughout the piece. All of the elements of dining out are described well, in good detail. I I like the way you describe the energy of the place and provide the reader with what he or she needs to know in order to form their own opinion of the place. It would have been nice to hear more of the options on the menu since the mac & cheese ended up not being very good, and also including prices a little more. I felt that it was good you focused somewhat on their use of local ingredients because it is such a large part of eating at Food Dance.

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  11. I think that your voice really comes through in this piece, as it did in the memoir. I thought the best part was your description of the mac n cheese. I am glad that you went for it if you didn't like it and, perhaps, could even take it further.

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